Stupid.
I'm guessing this is supposed to be funny, but it's really not. Your author description was convincing, but it doesn't take away from the fact that this is a waste of everyone's time, including yours.
And to all you people saying "Th1s is the b3st g4m3 evar!!1!1! LOL", you're not being funny either. You're just encouraging other authors to make stupid flash "games" because apparantly that's what can get high scores on here.
Tom, you've made other really good games that people (including me) have enjoyed. I don't see why you don't devote more time and effort to fun games like those, instead of wasting everyone's time with useless crap.